Free Candy!!!! |
SO it really burst our dubble bubble when we found out that chewing gum IS, in fact, illegal in Singapore! Well, almost illegal - one may chew gum for ‘therapeutic value’ but since bringing gum across the border is illegal and it is not sold in the country, I’m not sure where this therapy gum is acquired.
But in fairness, those who warned of caning were a chicklet-bit wrong too. The only penalties for importing or chewing gum are fines.
But how did these rumors commence to orbit the globe? How did fiction come to eclipse the truth?
Hubba Bubba!! |
The international broo-ha-ha began in 1994, when Michael Fay, an American teenager and delinquent, was sentenced to caning - for spray painting cars and stealing road signs, not spitting gum. Fay received 4 cane strokes, reduced from 6 strokes after the US plead for leniency. Interesting side note: only men are eligible for punishment by caning. Women, men over the age of 50, and those 'medically unfit for caning' are exempt. High 5! Excuse, I'm going to go vandalize some cars now...
And I'm back...
Journalists splashed Fay's case on the front page in big red letters and everyone went mentos. We then began to hear reports on other startling Singaporean laws - including my new personal favorite: mandatory flushing of public toilets. (HUZZAH! And there shouldn't have to be a law people...)
And now you know the truth, as presented by Wikipedia and re-chewed by me.
This last part of the tale is unverifiable, but the story goes that on the eve of the ban’s taking effect, crazed citizens could be seen stride-ing through the streets, waving tridents and screaming, “They may take our gum, but they will never take our Freedent!!!!!
(p.s. most of my focus during this post was to include as many gum brands as possible - hope that wasn’t lost on you. How many can you find?)
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